boredom

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Commander McCox Gives Newbies the Rundown:   Ahh, boredom. When you think of conditions, I'm ninety-nine percent certain this didn't come to mind. Yet, there are quite a few operatives here at W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P. who suffer from it. Elsewood is one of those folks, obviously. He just has to be somewhere doing something or he doesn't feel right. he'd be better off getting into trouble, blowing stuff up and laughing than sitting tame in an office like I do for the better part of the day. Even though that's my job here, I hardly ever get bored. I enjoy the peaceful moments. Plus, my job comes with all kinds of excitement and challenge. If you think I'm just sitting here looking cool and talking to you all day, think again, kiddo. I have to manage things on the back end, pull missions and strategically match them with selected agents in my jurisdiction. I also have to direct operations here, make tough calls, and clean up the place when a Higher-Up decides to stop by my district for an impromptu visit. Mostly cleaning up after Elsewood's behind. But that's all part of the game.   Uh oh. My phone's ringing. And would you guess who it is? General Rigotto. Man oh man. I shouldn't have brought him up. Anyways, I've gotta take this. Go find something to do and try not to get too bored, okay?